Boo Hoo — Audrina Patridge claims she got picked on in school

Seriously, how many lies can this girl concoct in one week.  First she said LC allegedly hooked up with one of her douche bag boyfriends, now she is saying she got picked on in school.  Boohoo Audrina, please do us a huge favor and disappear in oblivion, you have over played your victim card.

“I got picked on,” the L.A. native, 23, tells Fox News. “Girls were always rude and catty to my sister and I. They will say anything to put you down and make themselves feel better.”

Their beef with Patridge: She had guy friends.

“Girls didn’t like it, so they would call me names and spread terrible rumors,” she says.

Source:  http://www.usmagazine.com/news/audrina-patridge-i-got-picked-on-in-high-school

Audrina Patridge’s Desperate Attempt To Be Famous.

Hahaha,  did you read This Story By Ted Casablanca — “Lauren Conrad’s Forbidden Hookup.”  Well, well, well, that was totally fabricated by Audrina’s Camp.  My friend works for TMZ, yep, that disgusting gossip site going down the toilet.  Audrina’s camp contacted TMZ about planting this fake story.  TMZ didn’t want to post the story because Lauren Conrad threatened to sue them.  (Audrina has two friends working for TMZ by the way, that’s why they post the most irrelevant shit about her almost everyday so she can get more press.)  My friend told me Audrina’s Camp contacted 4 tabloid Magazines (Star, Intouch, Us Mag, and Life and style) and told them about this fake story.   All four tabloid magazines refused to publish the story.  She also went to Perez Hilton on Monday (remember the myspace story), Perez didn’t want to post this hookup  story because he knew Lauren threatened to sue.  So Audrina’s camp’s last resort was Ted Casablanca.  Ted had no idea Lauren Conrad threatened to sue, so he published the story and later changed it when he found out.

The story is false because (a) LC is dating some dude from some TV show and (b), LC will never hook up with that dirty useless boy  boy Justin Bobby.  We have all know she can’t stand Justin Bobby.  Audrina’s plan is plain and simply.  She is trying to have a tabloid war with Lauren but Lauren refuses to participate.  She knows it worked for Heidi and Spencer (sex tape rumor) so why not give it a try, except this time Lauren Conrad ain’t having any of that bull shit.  The Hills is ending, all the cast members are desparate to get their own spin offs but MTV is only interested in Brody Jenner and Whitney Port.   Audrina leaked the spin off rumor to TMZ to see if MTV was interested in giving her a spin off but it didn’t work.  Let’s face it she is boring.  So the only way for her to be in tabloids every week is to concoct some fake story about LC and her.

My advice to Audrina, please come up with something else because this is not going to work.  You can always speculate about your health, the tabloids love that, it worked for Nicole Richie right?

By FP.

LAUREN LINE IS NOT DYING ON SHELVES

I was dying with laughter when I read this story by the NY Post  “LAUREN LINE DYING ON SHELVES” this morning.  Really NYP?   First of all, if you don’t know by now, nobody should take NY Post seriously.  They are the Saddams and Osama’s of the celebrity gossip world.  I work at the Bloomingdales on 59th Street.  NY Post contacted a bunch of my coworkers including me and my manager about Lauren Conrad’s Line.  They asked us if it’s really the number one celebrity line, how well it’s selling, etc.  They gossip reporter, yes that’s what I called them because they have no journalistic integrity, was not happy with our answers so he told one of my coworkers the post will give her 500 dollars if she says something negative about Lauren Conrad’s line and quadruple that amount if the mainstream media picks up the story.  My coworker refused his offer.  So guess what the reporter did, he resorted to a fan and a fashion insider (yes, an unnamed fashion designer) as his sources

The truth is, Lauren Conrad’s line is in fact the number one celebrity line at Bloomingdales right now.  Her clothes were sold out the day she made her in store appearance.  Bloomingdales Vice Chairman Frank Doroff was so happy with the sales he decided to re-order more clothes.  Bloomingales received the shipment last Friday (9/26/2008) and the clothes were on the shelves on Monday (9/29/2008).  NY Post’s “investigative reporter” interviewed my coworkers and I on Wednesday (9/27/2008).  Lauren’s clothes were sold out that time and when we told him we didn’t have her clothes on the shelve because they are sold out and waiting for new shipment, he nodded and said he was impressed.  He then asked one of my coworkers when we were going to get more clothes and when we plan to put them on the shelves.  I told him this Monday (9/29/2008).  He never returned to the store and my manager never heard from him again.

Yes Lauren Conrad is up against Gwen Stefani‘s L.A.M.B. line, Mary-Kate Olsen‘s Elizabeth & James, but Lauren’s line has exceeded our expectations. Gwen Stefani clothing line isn’t really selling well but her shoe line is doing great.  Mary – Kate Olsen’s E & J isn’t doing great either but the mainstream media won’t report that because because the Olsens have a good publicity team behind them that won’t let that happen.

Bloomingdales has no plans to drop Lauren Conrad’s line.  Bloomingdales plan to sell more of Lauren’s Conrad’s clothes especially her high waisted skirts which I hear is selling really well in other department stores and boutiques.

By FP.